First let me share a post-bomb I just dropped over on DKos:
Breaking-Tony Snow announces presidential run
by just another vet
Tue Mar 27, 2007 at 07:06:08 PM CDTHaving observed the boost John Edward’s campaign for president received after Edward’s wife, Elizabeth, shared in a press conference that her cancer had returned, White House spokesperson Tony Snow announced he is running for president. “Tony realizes this is his chance, since right now the sympathy for cancer victims is at an all time high.” remarked Ted Stevensonville, a Republican strategist. Polls do show that a majority of Americans feel cancer is bad, leading some to see opportunity.
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You must enter an Intro for your Diary Entry between 300 and 1150 characters long.Having observed the boost John Edward’s campaign for president received after Edward’s wife, Elizabeth, shared in a press conference that her cancer had returned, White House spokesperson Tony Snow announced he is running for president. “Tony realizes this is his chance, since right now the sympathy for cancer victims is at an all time high.” remarked Ted Stevensonville, a Republican strategist. Polls do show that a majority of Americans feel cancer is bad, leading some to see opportunity.
“Now is the time for a Republican resurgence,” said campaign consultant Bill Williams, who wished to remain anonymous. “If the RNC can find, say, 50 people with cancer to run, the Republican Party could easily take back the House and Senate in ’08.”
Tony Snow made his announcement in an impromptu news conference at the White House earlier today. “I am running for president, because I have cancer and if you vote against me the terrorists win.” Tony is quoted as saying. He equated his bid for presidency to the War on Terror. “The Terrorists are a cancer on the American people, and like our men and women in uniform who battle terrorism everyday, I am fighting the war on cancer. To not vote for me is to vote for cancer.”
Upon hearing the news of Snow throwing his hat into the presidential ring, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi called an emergency meeting with top Democrats in both the House and Senate. Sources close to the Speaker say the Democrats are looking for other diseases that could garner sympathetic votes. “It’s all about the swing voters, and right now they are leaning towards candidates with life threatening illnesses or who know someone they love who has one.” remarked Tom Patchmaker, a DCNCCCCNC member who also wished to remain anonymous.
Though currently Tony Snow has no campaign staff, money or platform, he is said to be feeling good about his chances. Polls of Republican voters show Snow neck and neck with Macain and Giuliani. But among independent voters he is ahead of both. Democrats meanwhile are sticking with Edwards, hoping that a candidate with cancer doesn’t trump a candidate married to someone with cancer.
Too much? Over the top? Not at all. No, considering the political climate in which we live, this is par for the course. Why? Because politics in this country is pornography, which we all claim to hate yet love at the same time. Except you of course, because it’s always those other people looking at porn.
It shouldn’t matter if you are African American , but it does. It shouldn’t matter if you are a woman, but it does. So does being a homosexual. We say these things don’t matter yet we harp and focus on these things that don’t matter. A candidate should be judged on their ability to serve, period. Yet we constantly here about the “black vote” or the “Nascar Dad vote”. Well hell, why not the cancer vote? It’s not like the candidate asked to get cancer. What’s the difference?
We can claim some high and mighty sensibility, but in reality we are all focused on the physical “differences” the candidates have. Is he “black” enough? Is she too bitchy? You cannot argue the fact that John Edwards did in fact get a boost in the polls when he and his wife announced that her cancer had returned. The blogs were filled with post after post praising them for their courage. And while I do agree that they are courageous, I still don’t see how that means anything in regards to Edward’s ability to be president. I don’t want to hear about his family, I want to hear some real answers about what to do about Iraq.
And then Tony Snow shares that his cancer has returned. And a big fight breaks out over whether or not its ok to pray for him. Who fucking cares. Its voyeurism at its best, obsession with the lives of those we see on television. Pornography. Something to blog about, something to keep the sheep busy with. Something that has nothing to do with running the country.
Chirp, chirp. Things are important because we make them important, regardless of how unimportant we say they are. Tony Snow having cancer does not deserve the attention it is getting. It should not be a topic of discussion because all it does is distract us. Thousands of comments about this topic means thousands less focused on what is important. So count me guilty of adding to the pile. I stand guilty of my crime. I’ve lived through enough of these wars to see them for what they are; distractions. So let’s call this one over and done with.